Melbourne Moment

Shady characters at The Prince Of Wales, St Kilda - OZ Day.

Spunk Alert: Charlie Cox

Well I just watched Stardust last night - and not only did Miss Michelle Pfeiffer's old age makeup got my attention - this spunk did too!

Presenting Mr Charlie Cox.

I can't really tell you much as he is still quite 'new on the movie scene' (what's the old line - the overnight sensation was really 10 years in the making ???) Mr Cox lives in London and has a dog named Dickon - and he's single... He's very London urban posh (or would that just be urbane?)

Very serious and actor-ry snap here - still v.hot though.

This is one Actor about to become big in the next few years...and hopefully gets his gear off soon on celluloid...and I will post!

Corey Delaney, Party Liason - One more time

Ok so I found these - promise it WILL be the last on Corey....

Well you thought it.

Bless now the HOFF joins in the fun....
Agreed.

THE END.

Corey Delaney, Party Liason - The Finale

OK so I promise this is to be the LAST post on Corey (NB the newspaper yesterday posted his last name as "Worthington " however he is also known as Delaney? Yet another facet of this piece of dimondique.

I found the below after joining the Facebook group Vote Corey Delaney - Australia's Biggest Bogan!! and needed to share (for those who do not know - Bogan = Redneck in OZ).

Especially like this one from Zoolander...was this his muse?
And the most favorite quote used at the moment in OZ is...
No they're not...Well maybe they are...
Even Southpark has been touched with Corey (for Brig)
I will now assume (prey) that Corey will fade away out of the limelight like a Big Brother contestant...or the 3rd place winner on Idol...or the Bronze Medalist in the javelin...

Corey Delaney, Party Liason - Part 2

Although I think the media is wasting far much too time on Party man Mr Corey Delaney who incidentally got arrested today( this story has left OZ and now been picked up by CNN & BBC!) I got this emailed to me today and I had to share...Party boy extraordinaire Ben Cousins meets his match with Corey!

On further news Wikipedia has rejected an entry about the party man - one user was quoted...

He's a dickhead kid. We don't write articles about every dickhead kid, even the ones who have been on ACA (A Current Affair).

Well put. However the media needs to shut up about it.

Somehow I still don't think this story has ended...

You tube: Corey Delaney, Party Liaison

This is why A Current Affair (ACA) is fucked up. A no news day so they attack a deranged teenager and the wild house party he held on the weekend. Both as fucked up as each other....Really!

Cyanide & Happiness

My Ode to ALIEN...

08? Great!

It's now a few weeks in into the new year and I thought it was time to review the resolutions/goals/my shit seeing 'Heaven 07' has left us and now we enter 'Great (in) 08' - I'm already hoping for 'Mime in 09' or 'Rhyme in 09' for a revival of poets and Marcel Marceau impersonators but I digress....Seeing it's '08 thought a top great 8 resolutions...well maybe more of a things to do this year instead of unachievable resolutions (besides I have already given up smoking 2 years ago and I still like a drink so that rules that out) so here goes...

1. Exercise more - use that gym membership/new clothes & runners especially bought for the gym last year...Well the ipod got usage so not a total waste...

2. More attentive beard Grooming - My urban chic growth resembled Robinson Caruso a little too much in 07...

3. New Clothes New Clothes New Clothes - will be my mantra - I will try to reduce the amount of jeans & dark polo's worn and try (again) to embrace colour...well for Summer least.

4. Avoid rolling my eyes - apparently its not cute anymore when you are over 30 - just plain annoying.

5. Keep an open mind in all situations - even though you know it's going to end in tears (i.e. gay weddings/the friend with that new hairstyle/OZ digital TV etc)

6. Cookery Bookery Revival - After 10 years of owning the 'Cooks Companion' by Ms Stephanie Alexander I actually used it a bit last year and enjoyed it v. much. Ms Margaret Fulton still remains true as well. Which leads into...

7. Praise the Domestic Goddess - I will personally nominate Ms Alexander & Ms Fulton for Order of Australia and Miss Nigella Lawson for Goddess/Sainthood of the order of the Kitchen.

8. Spunk Alert - I will also try to find more hot spunks to post - The only verbal criticism I got from my blog last year was where are the Spunks? Gay men - really!

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